by sunshineme June 20, 2009
Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
by TheSmexi May 13, 2014
n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
by Russell Upsomgrub June 05, 2014
The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...
Those cookies are the cat’s crack!
by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018
The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.
by mabeea June 30, 2010
by mysterlee May 06, 2009