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Coxifix

3 people placing their dicks together to form a cross then jizzing over each others dicks
Man i'm bored, wanna do a coxifix with Brad and Chad?
by David Kaye October 14, 2017
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colitus

That upset stomach following vigorous sex
Doofy fucked so hard he’s got a major case of colitus.
by That’s not my name May 16, 2018
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Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.
What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
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Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)
by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018
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Coitus Cunt

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.
by That one char October 14, 2018
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Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.
Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.
by codeblock October 19, 2018
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Colitis

One smell of colitis
by Mrkaplan November 18, 2018
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comith

to comith is to make whipped cream at work
oh know ive comith all over the ice ceam
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