Joke Cookie

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.

Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie”

by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.

smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

by Phil E Street February 1, 2017

Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.

My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.

by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007

Cookie Dough

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness

Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight

by ........................................................ February 2, 2008

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009