by Frank the Tank October 23, 2004
by Deserei December 14, 2009
smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.
by Phil E Street February 01, 2017
when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.
by milfcookies01 June 05, 2011
a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness September 19, 2007
A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness
by ........................................................ February 03, 2008
When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies
Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.
Person 2: sleep dep?
Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.
Person 2: sleep dep?
Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.
by Zipline Pro December 15, 2010