cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011

cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.

Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat

by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane

Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!

by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."

thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house

by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010