by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
Get the Dick to cooch ratiomug. The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
Get the cooch smoochmug. pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
Get the cooch growlermug. The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
Get the Cooch Crampermug. A very fat vagina.
by luna brown November 22, 2011
Get the cooch puffmug. 