Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you

You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy

by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012

cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch

person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes

by cooch nutes May 6, 2021

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cooch

Female genitalia, often used as insult.
Coined by Nathan Johns in 2019

Josh Carpenter is a Cooch

by Nsheheheheheje December 16, 2019

Hot cooch

A warm wet hot vagina

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020