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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose
i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025
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cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.
"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"
by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022
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cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
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cooch flute

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute
by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018
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Poopy cooch

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024
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Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012
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