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This Is Ground Control To Your Mom 

This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.

This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!

Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
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pest control 

An extremely popular mini game in RuneScape that pures took advantage of. The game gave ungodly amounts of XP. High level clans would get their worlds leaked resulting in a flood of pures who got their 50damage then sat and wait. The game has since been nerfed. Hardly anyone plays Pest Control now since the XP reward is bad.
I'm not making a pure because I can't freeload off the lvl 100s at Pest Control
pest control by Trdpshr July 20, 2008

quality control 

I'm going to buy Quality Control.
quality control by P-Diss May 13, 2005

self control 

self control by z July 3, 2004

Gun Control 

A from of Control centered around the Ownership of Arms intended to disarm a Population of the only thing keeping them free and not subject to radical legislation such as Socialism or Fascism.

Gun Control is also a favorite among dictators throughout history such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, and Kim Il-sung which they used to enact policy's that killed over 100 million people through Starvation, Persecution, Prison Labor, and Mass Executions.
Mao Zedong killed over 80 Million people in the Great Leap Forward after passing Gun Control
Gun Control by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
"you are the poster child for birth control."

Mexican birth control 

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
Mexican birth control by kyleatx December 13, 2010