Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018

Contactless

No touching of a body part from person to person

Pizza deliveries are now contactless at your door.

by Contactlesspizza April 23, 2020

Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

Contact-shy

Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.

He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.

He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.

by Tiberius Newman August 15, 2021

Constraction

Constructed or manufactured distraction, defraction and reaction in the media, usually Right-Wing driven.

Hence, Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

Daily Bleach Landings on the Foresure & SeeBest of Labour/Greens Collaboracy* government is a monotonously repetitive form of Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

The ending was pure constraction.

by PartisanZ March 12, 2022