compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004

Compà

Vernacular contraction for "compare" meaning mate, from Pescara and Neaple's dialect. Used when having funny conversations, jokes, or when you get pissed . Otherwise, not that much used in common speaking.

"Compà l' altra sera si so' sfasciati di brutto!"
"Aye mate yesterday nite they to'lly got baked !"

"N'gulo compa', stai a vede?"
"Hell, you seeing, mah nigga ?

by Pescarese May 27, 2014

8 foot Comfy Sack

The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.

Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.

by Crazy Jared October 6, 2006

compadre

1. Mexicans will pick two people to be God-Parents to their child. The Parents and the the God Parents are "Compadres' " The males usually use the child as an excuse to drink excessively.

2. Drinking Partner.

"Honey, I'm going to my compadres' house after work today. We're going to drink some Bud-Ice and down some shots of Tequila. Then I'll stumble home and give you that Tony Sanchez you've been asking about."

"I went to visit my compadre and God child. I had a few beers and next thing I know I'm in a pool of my own piss and vomit."

by chuy December 16, 2004

chompy

The process of eating a biscuit (particularly Hob-Nobs) badly creating a large quantity of crumbs and making everyone else in the room feel sick. This also applies to the consumption of sandwiches and is particularly relevant where the sandwich contains mayonnaise. 28_F 451_.

Morris is a chompy cunt.

by Bollock-Chops March 4, 2004

comp sci help

When one helps a girl with her computer science homework for a thank-you blowjob.

Steve: Yesterday I went to give a girl "comp sci help" if you know what I mean (;
Joe: NICE
*high five*

by RyDogNerdForest March 14, 2014

long time companion

a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.

myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.

by dagger_grrl October 2, 2004