Colchester, VT

A pretty weird town just north of Burlington, VT which is home to rich snobby people on the Malletts Bay side of town and more quiet, average people on the Village side of town. The north side is full of humongous mansions (if you can find them in the enormous forests). It's like the third largest populated town in Vermont. Yet another VT town with nothing to do after dark unless you want to drink at scuzzy bars, go galactic bowling or go to a drive in during the summer months. The high school has a lot of students, and they are all divided into their own groups. If you can't find anyone around colchester in the summer months, its probably because they are at one of the towns 90000 marinas putting their boats in. Colchester has the area's only Technical Rescue Team. Saint Michael's College is also within the limits of Colchester (its just a college for rich kids, kind of like UVM). What else? Yeah not much. It's got the area's only Costco! And a pond...a big one...and a lake. Yeaaaahhhhhh

Your mom: "Why is that kid wearing a Laker shirt and walking around like he owns the place?"
You: "Oh, he's just from Colchester, VT"

by SGT-peanut-butter-jelly-time August 12, 2011

Columbus Bucket

When you are doing a girl from behind, and she throws up, for whatever reason.

"Jenny had been drinking too much, so I got a Columbus Bucket last night while we were going at it..."

by KD Lady December 21, 2004

Columbian Toothbrush

placing cocaine on your finger and rubbing it on your gums like a toothbrush.

Want a bump?
Can't my nose is stuffed up.
So use a Columbian Toothbrush.

by Samurai Sevens July 7, 2007

Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008

Columbine

A term that descrides a school shooting, named for the high school where it took place.

We had to talk about Columbine again for an hour when we could have been eating lunch.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.

Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.

by bigtones July 23, 2004

columnbined

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

by Vex February 10, 2005