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Trinity College

Very preppy New England College in Connecticut--possibly the most beautiful college there is (in terms of people AND campus, if you ignore Hartford.)
I am a rich, beautiful Republican and I go to Trinity College.
by Tammy December 30, 2004
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College

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.
"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"
by ThisIsTheReality April 19, 2014
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College Board

A monopolistic institution filled with a bunch of greedy motherfuckers whose main goal is to work closely with colleges and universities and gang bang you and your family for every fucking penny you got.

You may know College Board as:
1. The group of evil motherfuckers that make you take a $75 dollar one-size-fits-all test that you can't even properly prepare for no matter how much studying or tutoring you get (SAT)

2. The wicked proprietors of the AP Exam who make you pay $95 to take the damn thing and drill the material THEY want you to know into your head and hope you can retain it until May, only to find out you got a fucking 2 or 3 on the exam after all that 'studying' and' learning'.

3. An institution that decoy themselves as the CSS Profile who want you and your parents to put out your entire fucking financial and tax history from the beginning of time just so they can look it over with your top schools to see if your worthy of admittance, or, and if your lucky enough, a fucking scholarship. They claim they are trying to 'help you' but they are just signing you up for even more fuckery.

4. The devil incarnate
Person 1:"Why should I pay these College Board motherfuckers for a test that schools will just throw into the scrap heap as well as my AP exam and {potentially} give me a scholarship that will barely pay for a portion of my tuition?"

Person 2: "That's just apart of the College Board process man."

Person 1: "Fuck this shit."
by Retardeling December 23, 2018
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college football

Football played by mostly 18-21 year-olds at colleges and universities. It is essentially the pre-requisite to the NFL. There are serveral different divisions, but 1-A is the only one that matters.

There are 11 conferences in division 1-A
Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Big 12
Big 10
Big East
Conference USA
Mid-American Conference (MAC)
Mountain West (MW)
Pacific 10 (Pac-10)
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
Sunbelt
Western American Conference (WAC)

The Big 10, Big 12, ACC, SEC, Pac-10 and Big East are considered to be the major conferences, and the top teams from these conferences receive automic bids to play in post season bowl games, which put the best teams in the country against eachother. All major bowl games used to be played on New Years day, but then they fucked with tradition.

College football is considered by many to be superior to professional football because of the rivalries and presitige amongst the schools.
Did you see the Ohio State-Michigan game last week? That kind of intense rivalry is college football at it's finest.
by Schlichting October 1, 2005
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College Soup

dude 1- Hey broski? Would you cook up some College Soup?
dude 2- What the fuck are you talking about you dumbass nigger?
dude 1- Ramen noodles bro?
dude 2- No go eat shit instead.
by white trash bread June 19, 2010
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Eastleigh College

A sixth form college, located in Eastleigh, in the county of Hampshire, England. It has now been officially branded as the college playing host to the most chavs in the South. It is a technical college, and turns out many hairdressers called "Chelsea" and "Charmain". Though it does have some good people, who take computing and have silly nicknames.
Youth A: So, I'm taking Pshychology, Biology, Philosophy and History. I think I might take up Politics in my second year. And yourself?
Youth B: ....I'm at Eastleigh, innit!
by Betty-Lou July 16, 2008
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Massachusetts College of Art and Design

One of the nation's oldest art institutions,located in Boston, MA.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
Example:

"Where do you go to college?"
"Massachusetts College of Art and Design.
by imanArt Student April 13, 2010
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