cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

Cockblock

Stopping someone from fucking

The character ai filter = cockblock

by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024

cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024

Clocklicker

noun

A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.

Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot

Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?

"He couldn’t come to the protest, said he had a shift. Total clocklicker."

by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025

Cockadicka

Cockadicka pass vs Darth dickula

Why's he acting like a cockadicka

by Count dickula December 2, 2025