Alabama King Cobra 

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.

Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.

Alabama King Cobra by the stickiest August 20, 2017

Montana Snow Cobra 

A sexual act similar to a snowball.

Once a woman has taken a mans ejaculation into her mouth, while performing a blowjob, she holds the load in her mouth. She the. bites the mans penis and spits the ejaculation back into the mans face.

Noooobody wants to tangle with a Montana Snow Cobra!

Montana Snow Cobra by Beef babe April 15, 2020

King Cobra 

Head of the Cobra Organization, which is based out of the Albany, NY area. It is rumored that a man known only as "The Din" currently holds the position. This man should be considered armed and dangerous at all times.

LKMB was tattooed on the King Cobra’s arm.

King Cobra by Sambo Samstein June 17, 2007

Spitting Cobra 

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

Spitting Cobra by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Spitting Cobra 

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

Spitting Cobra by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spitting Cobra 

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

Spitting Cobra by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

angry cobra 

when a girl is giving you head and you proceed to jizz in your own hand and fling the semen on her face, like a "cobra strike" (while making a hissing noise)

Dude, i gave her the angry cobra and i got some in her eye... Nice

angry cobra by Jay-easy-but-never-sleazy January 4, 2010