Crowface's definitions

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Sticky Pine Tree

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

by CrowFace October 16, 2006

Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Testicular Manslaughter

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.

Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Frank-In-Sense

Fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket

No intercourse? How 'bout some Frank-In-Sense

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.

I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dirty Foley

Congressional sexual speak via IM

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!

by CrowFace October 8, 2006