Definitions by Crowface

Spitting Cobra 

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

Spitting Cobra by Crowface October 21, 2006

Sticky Pine Tree 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

Sticky Pine Tree by CrowFace October 16, 2006

Flaming Snorkel 

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

Flaming Snorkel by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Testicular Manslaughter 

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.

Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter

Testicular Manslaughter by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Frank-In-Sense

Fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket

No intercourse? How 'bout some Frank-In-Sense

Frank-In-Sense by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.

I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.

Dangling Tiara by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dirty Foley 

Congressional sexual speak via IM

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!

Dirty Foley by CrowFace October 8, 2006