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Definitions by Crowface

Spitting Cobra 

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.
Spitting Cobra by Crowface October 21, 2006

Sticky Pine Tree 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.
Sticky Pine Tree by CrowFace October 16, 2006

Flaming Snorkel 

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
Flaming Snorkel by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Testicular Manslaughter 

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.

Frank-In-Sense

No intercourse? How 'bout some Frank-In-Sense
Frank-In-Sense by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dangling Tiara

The act of resting the masculine unit on the head of a woman so that the penis lays upon the forehead and nose, resembling a jeweled tiara.
I would love a Dangling Tiara right now.
Dangling Tiara by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Dirty Foley 

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!
Dirty Foley by CrowFace October 8, 2006