Clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan is the biggest clusterfuck of a country I've ever seen.

by You're Canadian , burn in hell September 12, 2019

cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.

Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

clatter

Northern Irish; meaning "group", or "a number of"

there was a clatter of boys standing about

by StuartK July 7, 2005

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

clatter-fucked

To has have such amazing and hard/rough sex with a person they are unable to move/ breathe/do anything except lie there and gasp!

Man, I clatter-fucked her last night.

Jesus, I got clatter-fucked last night I could barely breathe.

by urbanzenpk September 28, 2006

Cluster Fuck

A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.

by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007

Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.

We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...

by joskarith November 11, 2004