cigarettiquette

The series of (often) unspoken social rules shared by smokers.

"Dude, don't you know you shouldn't go onto a crowded dance floor with a lit cigarette? That's really bad cigarettiquette."

by Michael Lark August 3, 2007

close but no cigarre

1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.

Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.

Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!

Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!

Good guy: You bastard!

by din0-n00beffect May 27, 2010

CIGARLA

A female meth smoker. A female that 'only' smokes meth.(minimal usage of snorting are excepted.) A female that inhales meth by using a pipe in which she obtains enough smoke to blow out a PHAT-ASS cloud...... and then wants MORE!

CIGARLA1: "you got anything?"
CIGARLA2:"I got a brand new pipe?"
CIGARLA3:"Look! I even brought a BIC, instead of the explodable SCRIPTO."
CIGARLA4:"WHAT?? You forgot the pipe?"
CIGARLA5:"fuck using foil"
CIGARLA6:"it's got a hole in it, so don't spill it."
CIGARLA7:"C'mon PASS that shit already!"

by 'gar October 30, 2006

Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Cigarbecue

A relaxed, social gathering devoted to the consumption of traditional barbecue food and cigars.

Traditionally takes place in a backyard.

"I just ordered a box of Cubans for Saturday's cigarbecue"

by Morgan Matthias October 18, 2008

Cigarettarded

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.

Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.

by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

lauging cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007