A funny cigarette with which doin nothin has never be so amazing.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.
- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
by EssBe75 June 15, 2008
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by Jody C. May 23, 2008
Get the electric cigarette mug.A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
by MMD March 11, 2006
Get the do you have any cigarettes mug.An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
Get the cigarette mug.the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!
kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
by 192837465 September 3, 2006
Get the cigarettes mug.Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.
I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.
by Sm0k1ngs k1LLz January 12, 2009
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