Chufflenuts

When you shit and it gets caught in your bum hair

He had loads of chufflenuts down there I just wanted to eat them

by Official.tom4 March 28, 2022

Chuffed

Profoundly annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, miffed, ticked off

He was such a jerk, I was totally chuffed over it

by JonnyEverland May 7, 2022

Chuffly

Someone who over exaggerates their bad mood.

Todd was upset that his plant died and acted chuffly the rest of the day!

by Begood42 May 12, 2022

Chuff

writing/ chewing on pen (brentwood slang for pens and work)

going for a quick chuff

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Chuff

Asshole hair

This guy has really been plucking my chuff

by Halfuf August 5, 2022

Churf

To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus

Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?

by Churf August 20, 2022

Chuffbucket

A feeling of disgust at a situation out of control.

Laurence, 16 Oct 2022 at 22:29:22:
Ode to a Chuffbucket

Oh, sweet chuffbucket. You bucket of chuffs.
How I think of you, with your hair, and your elbows.
And I imagine we chuff each others’ buckets in the morning.
Or at night.

LIke frogs.

by Unreal Art October 16, 2022