a religion that contradicts itself in its first idea.
says its monotheistic but actually pagan.
based on altered/changed message of Jesus.
at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message.
genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.
says its monotheistic but actually pagan.
based on altered/changed message of Jesus.
at least 90% of the bible is not Jesus' real message.
genocides have been commited in its name because the white man was omni-important.
christian: Jesus rocks!
me: so who is ur God.
christian: Jesus Christ.
me: but i thought u said he was the son of God.
christian: ya that too.
me: so hes the son of himself?
christian: no the son of God.
me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God.
christian: guess so..
me: so its paganism.
now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have.
christianity.
me: so who is ur God.
christian: Jesus Christ.
me: but i thought u said he was the son of God.
christian: ya that too.
me: so hes the son of himself?
christian: no the son of God.
me: ok ok i think i got it hes the son of God but hes also a God.
christian: guess so..
me: so its paganism.
now i dunno if it actually states in the bible that Jesus is the Lord but thats the idea christians seem to have.
christianity.
by justathought May 27, 2006
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Christian: Wha-? It's not a disease, if that's what you think.
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by copernicusmike September 17, 2007
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no one with this name has to believe in the christian religion, but it did orignate from the religion.
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by khlowie January 3, 2008
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by Darkends March 27, 2008
Get the Christian mug.1. noun - a member of a religion who believes that Jesus was the son of God and was placed on earth to save humanity from its sins. There are many doctrines besides this central tenet that are either rejected or accepted by any number of Christian sects, or denominations.
Most Christians believe in kindness to their fellow man, charity, a basic moral code (Ten Commandments), and reciprocity (Golden Rule). Also, many Christians believe in aggressively attempting to convert non-Christians to their thinking, since Christians believe that pagans will all go to hell when they die.
Unfortunately, Christians have a poor track record of sticking to their beliefs, and throughout history have used the religious estalishment of Christianity to perpetuate evil as well as good upon the world. Christians are often stereotyped as self-righteous, hypocritical, and willfully ignorant in addition to any positive traits instilled by their religion.
2. adjective - pertaining, related, part of, or similar to Christianity.
Most Christians believe in kindness to their fellow man, charity, a basic moral code (Ten Commandments), and reciprocity (Golden Rule). Also, many Christians believe in aggressively attempting to convert non-Christians to their thinking, since Christians believe that pagans will all go to hell when they die.
Unfortunately, Christians have a poor track record of sticking to their beliefs, and throughout history have used the religious estalishment of Christianity to perpetuate evil as well as good upon the world. Christians are often stereotyped as self-righteous, hypocritical, and willfully ignorant in addition to any positive traits instilled by their religion.
2. adjective - pertaining, related, part of, or similar to Christianity.
1. Atheist (me): I believe that there is no God, but you can believe whatever you want as far as I'm concerned.
Tolerant Christian: oh, cool. Personally, I'm planning on going to heaven to be with Jesus, my Savior and Lord.
Intolerant Christian: oh noes! A heretic! You're gonna burn in hell, Satanist!
2. The Catholic Church is a Christian institution.
Tolerant Christian: oh, cool. Personally, I'm planning on going to heaven to be with Jesus, my Savior and Lord.
Intolerant Christian: oh noes! A heretic! You're gonna burn in hell, Satanist!
2. The Catholic Church is a Christian institution.
by R34lpolitik December 9, 2007
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