A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.
Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable
Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.
Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable
Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.
by i dont want a name. August 31, 2005
The act of giving several blow jobs and keeping the cum inside your mouth after every blow job. The winner is the girl who can hold the most cum. For added fun you can kick the girl in the stomach after and the new winner is the girl that spits the furthest.
by jonjonjoey March 22, 2009
by Herman D. Optional August 01, 2004
The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.
John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!
Freddie: Why was he bloody?
John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
Freddie: Why was he bloody?
John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
by logmiesta22 December 09, 2009
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!
by soamazing32 June 22, 2010
by beastiality69 March 02, 2012
I live in Chicago, but not Black Chicago, so its cool brah. Don't worry, we won't get shot at my local Starbucks
by Expose By Prose January 26, 2017