I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

Chearleader Effect

When a group of males or females looks hot, just from being in close proximity to each other. However, if you were to scrutinize each one individually you would see that they are either simply average looking or even repulsive. This is from the television show "How I met your mother" and is explained by Barney (Neil Patrick Harris)

AKA Bridesmaid Paradox, Spice Girls Conspiracy

Person 1: Dayum gurrl, check out that soccer team! Those boys are cute!

Person 2: Not really, if you were to look at each one individually you'd see that they are actually quite unattractive.

Person 1: OMG, you're actually SO right. Freaky shit!

Person 2: I know, it's called the Chearleader Effect, but is also known as the Bridesmaid Paradox or the Spice Girls Conspiracy.

by iamawesome1111 May 5, 2011

heeby cheebs

marijuana

You got any heebey cheebs?

by Joe October 6, 2003

cheebaecious

1. the act of shitty modern young women wearing ultra tight short shorts/skirts in an attempt to reveal their flesh at their legs and butt.also can refer to those who wear ultra low revealing tops,or worse,both
2. current animes depicting girls as such of the above,usually with a properly dressed male,making u wonder if they have differing body temperatures by just differing in gender.

any sensible guy:look at those cheebaecious sluts!they should be stoned to death!theyve no respect for their lives or identity at all

by making sense November 2, 2010

Cheerios

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

by dictatorpants December 4, 2009

cheech and chong

stoner gods, some of the first people use to marijuana in movies for comedy.

hehe stoners shibby people
canadian lol

by n333m August 30, 2004

Cheerio

Wrongly confused with "chesto", "cheerio!" is an expression that Togame, the self-titled Strategian from Nisio Isin's Katanagatari, uses when she hits someone. "Cheerio" later became a word to be known across the land as what the most powerful man in the country, Yasuri Shichika, yelled as he took down the Eighth Shogun of the Owari Shogunate. Thus fulfilling Togame's dying wish for the expression to be spread across the country as a shout of encouragement.

Shogun: "Please spare me! Oh, I know! I'll give you the country! Don't you want power over the country?"

Shichika: "LIKE I'D GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT! CHEERIO!!"

*Kills the Shogun with a strike that runs through and destroys the entire side of the building and into the ground*

by reacquaintance January 9, 2011