Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.
Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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Jane: Did you see her puking all over the bartender?
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.
by aeme December 21, 2006
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He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.
There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.
However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.
He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.
Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.
The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.
However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.
He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.
Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.
The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.
Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.
Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?
Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
Girl B: Captain Fred.
Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?
Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.
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If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.
Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.
Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?
Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.
Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.
Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?
Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
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