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Cesar

Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.
I talked to Cesar today. Biggest mistake of my life bro.
by speakingfacts.fr June 10, 2020
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dirty cesar

It's a combination of all the "dirties" that could be done to a female while having sex.
Man, my ultimate goal is to perform a dirty cesar on a girl.
by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007
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Cesar

A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!
by JRTee Man June 12, 2013
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cesar

mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.
Employee: yo Cesar how bout a coffee?

Cesar: LOL I CANT AFFORD THAT GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
by TTom October 16, 2012
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Caesar Salad

When a mixture of cannabis and opium lettuce is smoked giving the smoke a great salad-like taste and an unusually strong but calming high.
"Hey, man I was smoking some of that Caesar salad last night and I was baked as fuck."

"If you mix that opium lettuce into that G we've got you'll feel great."
by doom metal August 24, 2008
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little Caesars

men that are hot and ready...
"Gustavo is a little Caesars...well maybe a third of the time"
by that compact bitch October 25, 2017
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julio cesar

A guy who loves to smoke . always has a girlfriend & is very tall with a little mustache.
Look at Julio Cesar smoking that fat ass blunt!
by laughsalways126 December 21, 2016
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