catfishesque

Someone who portrays catfish-like behavior

That girls photos are catfishesque, for real

by Adamincinci July 15, 2024

catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.

Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.

by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025

Catfish Findom

Catfish findom means that “Dommes” like @findomgang_ on Twitter/X uses models anyone can find on the internet for free and scam stupid, desperate, and lonely men for millions and millions of dollars without having to break a single drop of sweat.

I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.

by @NixOn60FSP September 7, 2025

catfishing

That kind of Batman's trap that lead you to something unexpectedly different from your initial expectation, e.g. ending up watching age-inappropriate animated movie titled "Sausage Party" (2016) when you akcually expect to watch kid-friendly animated movies

I thought I was in for a fun family movie night, but catfishing hit hard when I ended up watching the wildly inappropriate 'Sausage Party' instead of a kid-friendly flick!

by Emotional Cruiser October 3, 2025

Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025