Shard cart

R31 Nissan Skyline

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart

by Gtech123 April 30, 2022

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Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart

Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.

by jeepy24 May 11, 2024

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A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .

Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!

by Pc289 March 10, 2014

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golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

by MacGuyver August 19, 2019

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Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

by harry pot June 5, 2018

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Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity

“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”

by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025

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