Carpool Daughter

When you are carpooling with someone, and one of you gets pregnant with a girl

I think I made a carpool daughter on my way to work.

by Caleb Omar December 11, 2024

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026

Cartoonland

A noun and adjective used by artists that describes the synthetic, artificial, and empty vibe that art such as music, movies, and paintings can give off. This phrase originally started after Kendrick Lamar stated in an interview that fake music is nonsense like cartoons. Music or art that feel like they were made in a lab is cartoonland music. Cartoonland is quite common in art and when studied and explored will usually leave the listener or viewer feeling empty and what they are witnessing is quite soulless.

noun.
Bob: Do you like Kendrick or Drake?
John: Kendrick, because Drake makes cartoonland.

adj.
Bob: Sicko Mode is my favorite song of all time!
John: No way man, that's cartoonland as hell..

by Extra Ordynary March 29, 2025

Cartoonzrock

A well-known PB&J Otter YouTuber whose reputation absolutely declined between late 2019 and mid 2020 after he was caught doing really deranged and detestable thing (such as doing making out roleplays with minors, saying really bad slurs he can't even reclaim, airing a person under the age of consent's dirty laundry, etc.) as part of some weird love quest.

"Oh, remember Cartoonzrock?"
"Damn, how can I forget that cocksucker? He did some really weird things just to win back someone's love. What a weirdo."
"Indeed."

by epilogi June 16, 2025

Cartoonaboo

The western version of a weeaboo. Those guys get so pissy over the shows they hated like Teen Titans Go.

When they're on DeviantArt, they make hate-art of the most hated media and fill-in "memes" which is just two pictures being mushed together.

Cartoonaboo: WHAT?! YOU WATCHED TEEN TITANS GO, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS!! I WILL NOW MAKE HATE-ART ON YOU!!
Person: Sir, you're scaring me.

by PeachOrchid July 18, 2025

Cartooning

When a man cums on a womans body and afterwards uses his cum to draw on her.

Arne and Roxy did cartooning last night. It was a night they’ll never forget!

by Arnewts July 28, 2025

Internet Carpooling

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system

i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.

by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014