chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

Leonor barral Cardoso

a perfect girl this girl does her best to make those who love her happy, she does what she wants because she follows her dreams

I love Leonor barral Cardoso

by Couler December 20, 2021

Cardboarding

The verb to describe an effect (generally negative) that results from the conversion of a 2D film in to a 3D, whereby aspects of the scene whilst having an overall sense of depth, appear more like cardboard cut-outs rather that fully depthed objects.
The effect is created by the way the rotascope 'slices' the image in to its respective 3D elements, finer slices create more depth.

I did enjoy Burton's Alice movie, but at times the cardboarding was distracting.

by michaeltreman April 2, 2010

Carboot Sale

Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.

Kid does something bad

Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

Jumble sale junk torture booty

by J-J-J-7-7-7 August 14, 2011

cardboard character

card-board char-ac-ter; noun
A character that appears fake, unnatural or unreal.

Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana is like a cardboard character because she plays someone she is not by wearing make up and wigs and different clothes. You can still tell it's Miley Cyrus!

by JWat36 October 28, 2009

Minnesota Carpool

Its when 4 of your buddys get a 4 way 69 on in a stolen car!!

Owner of Car: What happened to my car??
Officer: Well I believe a good ole fashioned Minnesota Carpool took place here last night.

by T_Spranks June 23, 2011

cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020