Cardenfruede

The regret felt after getting better cards for a Cards Against Humanity hand

Cardenfruede, Dammit! This card would have been so much funnier than the one I just played for "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"

by TheLessa February 15, 2014

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

cardie

A cardigan sweater.

She looks hot in that cardie, got that whole librarian sexy thing goin' on.

by Karixa December 21, 2015

Cardestrian

Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.

"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."

"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."

by Lacrajo August 4, 2016

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

Carleesa

Carleesa's is a beautiful person who is silly , smart, crazy at times and always have a good since of humor. Carleesa's always stay with money

She cute asf , her name must be carleesa

by Babycar January 9, 2017

cardeen

Smart, courageous, protector, supporter, and great companion. You'll be lucky to have Cardeen as a partner. He's make a wonderful family man with someone that's as courageous such as a fellow like himself. If you get lucky enough to catch a Cardeen of your own, hold on tight because you my dear have caught one of the best there is to find.

Cardeen is awesome! He help us get everything done that we needed to have our event.

by Tink😘30 May 19, 2017