Capslock Moment

A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.

"Psst.. Terry just got his first lap dance!"

"OMG! HE DID!?"

"Did you just have a Capslock Moment?"

by Antihero December 25, 2008

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

CAPsident

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop[]\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow

As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!

I am now boredom itself, you will never stop me, i have typed "escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12PrintScreenInsertDelete`1234567890-=BackspaceTabqwertyuiop\CapsLockasdfghjkl;'EnterShiftzxcvbnm,./ShiftUparrowCtrlFnWindowAlt AltCtrlLeftarrowDownarrowRightarrow" !

by RadoNaemL August 31, 2021

Capswhore

Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.

Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.

by _allismine_ July 23, 2006

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006

CAPSLAP

The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone.

Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had CAPS LOCK on.

by Greg Ervay October 17, 2006