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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
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Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.
Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.
by Lairdman February 1, 2023
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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canine-communication channeling

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.
A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.
by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025
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