calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

by Bilbo Baggins November 14, 2006

the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

calciplication

1.When you need a calculator to do multiplication.

2.To turn something into a calculator

Jim: "Just because I'm random and I'm a dumshit like that, how many days are in a decade?" Dan: "That's a tough one, I guess I'll have to break out the ancient art form known only as calciplication, in order to solve this riddle" Jim: "O.K. I take it back, you're the dumshit"

by The Faub December 7, 2010

Calcium

A fake element

"Calcium is not real"

by Xoren April 14, 2022

Calc 2

The ultimate filter class. By passing this class you automatically become superior to all humanities and business graduates. "All men are created equal" is bullshit when some know how to integrate and others don't.

Chad: "Hey Becky, I just graduated in business, wanna hang out?"
Becky: "Eww no, I'm going out with Brian, he passed Calc 2, now I'll get a McDouble and a medium fries."
Brian: "Get lost loser, I'm an engineer" *drives off in Lamborghini*

by ifuckinghatebusinessgrads November 3, 2022

Calcium's Execution Day

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.

Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged

by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023