CAKE

One of the best Bands in Human History.

Oh fuck yeah! I got these tickets to go see Cake!

by Dan788786996546354675432 March 01, 2011

Cake

A large delicious substance made using sugar, flour, eggs, and various other items. Comes in many different forms including bachelor party cakes (Boobies!), large hollow wooden ones, (For use with Erotic Dancers) and many others.

I love eating cake! Epecially the ones with boobies in the icing!

by Jaydizzlefromdahood November 18, 2006

Cake

Word to express that something is not good, nice, or desirable. (crap in otherwords)

Mate that top of yours is Cake.

this game is Cake.

this song is Cake

by BADD3RS December 30, 2008

Cake

A girl or boy who is so sexy and hot in every possible way and a total sweetheart who’s a good friend to you and never lets you down

I met this girl named Katie. She’s a great girl and I am going on a date with her tonight. She’s so nice so kind, I love her smile her thick body. She’s literally a fucking cake! She even said she wants to come over to my house aftewards tonight! I am literally crying tears of joy!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

cakes

A term used to disribe a beautiful girl, that know doubt takes care of "downstairs"

Hey!, Look at her...some cakes!

by Troy May 03, 2003

Cake

you are all hot and bothered

(pertains to one kind of cake form the matrix 2)

If you had this one cake you would be all hot and bothered

I want cake!

by Lauren October 30, 2003

caked

To get knocked the fuck out.

Damn rogue, did you see dat foo, Mark get caked by Damon.

by Darryl April 24, 2003