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crescendo

An action of little proportion which becomes bigger and bigger until it reaches a peak.
I was lovely clapping my friend's balls yesterday. I enjoyed it so i started doing it more energetically. After a couple minutes, i was hammering his ballz with such huge strength... What a crescendo!
by Dicklev January 22, 2013
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Who Cares

A dismissive and appropriate response to criticism leveled by some cog who thinks she is way more important than 7.6 billion others believe, but in reality few care about her "important" pronouncements.
SAG: The Screen Actors Guild will convene a hearing to consider revoking your membership.
Trump: Who cares!
by South of the Border February 11, 2021
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Ceres

n. A skull-looking, loose girl who loves smoking pot.
"That Ceres is stoned again! Run before you get hit on by a dead pharaoah!"
by K.T. Kitty March 5, 2009
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who cares

Guy 1: "What's 5 x 3?"

Guy 2: "Who cares?"

Guy 3: "Man you're such a pussy, it's 'Who gives a fuck'. God, don't you know how to swear?"
by TenInchPlaya August 13, 2006
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mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!
SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.
by Mahmhn May 24, 2009
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Caressing the Cashmere

Jeff didn't take care of Jane tonight, so she is off caressing the cashmere.
by Hirsute Handler January 11, 2009
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water cress mousse

some weird food that "two fat ladies" made.
"Im making water cress mousse"- Clarissa Dickinson.
by J.Wild March 17, 2003
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