Cucumber swallow

When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it

My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow

by Big word boi March 28, 2022

spartan cucumber

spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......

Dr suggested you a spartan cucumber

by Always Adventure November 2, 2025

Cucumber

its a short way of saying daddy cum because it has cum in it.

let me feel your cucumber daddy

by daddy cum November 4, 2022

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017