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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled
You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled
by imgay_101 January 13, 2020
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Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.
Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.
by Lexa.c February 26, 2022
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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.
Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!
by Haha..12 October 19, 2022
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