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brosis couple

a couple that looks so similar that they are often mistaken for brother and sister.
person 1: wow, your friends look so alike, are they twins or just brother and sister?
person 2: neither, they're just a brosis couple.

person 1: ew.

person 2: i know, right? narcissism much?
by i invented shizam September 15, 2010
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Black Owned Couple

A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.
No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .
by Pitbullguy85 November 3, 2022
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Fake couple

When you and your friend pretend to date for a reason, usually to make a significant other jealous, as a dare, or to cover up something. Some just do it for fun.
Jestin and Tiana are best friends.
Jestin: So, this is awkward, but I have to ask someone out so my friend can ask his crush out for prom.
Tiana: So who are you going to ask?
Jestin: Well yea, that's the thing, I'm asking you...but I just want you to play along.
Tiana: So basically we're just playing fake couple?
by тнe legιт мυlan May 10, 2014
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Alpha Couple

An Alpha Couple consists of two people who strive to fulfill society's traditional norms regarding education, marriage, employment and child-rearing. Some would refer to them as "The Perfect Couple".
Both man and woman have university degrees and are likely to have married young (in their mid-twenties).
Though not necessarily an Alpha Male himself, the man is the breadwinner, holding down a white-collar job in IT, Finance, Accounting or Marketing.
His wife, although university-educated, has few ambitions other than raising a family. If employed at all, she is likely to work mornings or have her own small business (eg: a small shop or nursery).
Financially, the couple are secure, with little or no debt save for a home loan. Although still in their twenties or early thirties, both are already making provisions for retirement.
"OMG, Garry and Kate have just got married and already they're talking about buying a house and starting a family! They're SUCH an Alpha Couple!"
by Mettie January 17, 2008
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a couple

about seven or eight of something
I took a couple pills during your party and man, was I messed up!
by dumduk January 14, 2007
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brooklyn couple

Those super adorable, very affectionate couples that you always see on the A,C or the L or any other brooklyn-bound trains in new york city. They are usually the intellectual type, grad students/thirtysomethings who can't afford/don't want to live in manhattan; or grown-up hipsters, and often still have the leftover trappings of the emo (square glasses, converse).
1. "I was coming home from the park on the C and I saw the most adorable brooklyn couple holding hands and being quietly witty to each other and I just about died."

2. A perfect example of a brooklyn couple would be Jonathan Safran Foer and his wife, Nicole Krauss, both successful writers.
by ssstephanie July 4, 2007
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Fuck-a-couple-o'-boys-erryday-for-a-couple-o'-bucks whore.

Created in 2009 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means "a worthless pathetic whore that fucks a couple of boys everyday for a couple of bucks". Usually an attention whore. "whore" is replaceable with "slut, bitch, hoe, prostitute, and doxie".
Jevastus: How's it going?
Idiot: That's none of your business.
Jevastus: Alright then, shove a fucking white whale up your ass, you worthless fuck-a-couple-o'-boys-erryday-for-a-couple-o'-bucks whore. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011
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