Counter Jockey

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

by DoucheBagz October 30, 2008

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comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 05, 2008

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Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 02, 2019

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behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.

I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!

by stevensc May 19, 2010

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counter-strike: source

The more fun and graphically better version of the popular "Terrorist vs. Counter-Terrorist" online FPS Counter-Strike or CS.This newer version utilizes the Half-life 2 engine with physics and better graphics.The older version will probably stop being updated and this newer one will be seeing new maps and other better cool features.

Go and buy it and find out what its like

by Gary strang April 07, 2005

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