Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.

Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.

by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.

by S-and-S May 12, 2012

commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

commisary

A limited list of items a prisoner can use their money to buy snacks, clothing items, shower shoes or other miscelanious items.

"I got beat for my commisary!!!"
or
"Can you please put some money on my commisary?"

by Lena W. February 19, 2005

Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

commitment disorder

A regular guy thing to have, being afraid of commitment.

Guy 1: "So, did you already move in together with her?"
Guy 2: "No, not yet."
Guy 1: "Dude, you have a serious commitment disorder."

by tony_tiger February 24, 2008