Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Cobbed

Extremely angry.

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."

by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021

Ohio Corn Cobbing

I woman or man sucking their partner's cock after anal sex in Ohio.

Kadi was ohio corn cobbing my cock after fucking her fat ass hole in fucking Milford Ohio.

by Andy Scarth November 19, 2022

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013