An adjective for “jacking off.”
by MattyB69 November 02, 2018
by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
by cobgirl123 October 01, 2022
n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024
by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023