Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

grill cluster

A piece of poop that joins a bunch of hairs together at your butt hole. See also klingon and dingleberry.

Removing that grill cluster from my ass was a painful experience.

by Ralph Crammedin June 11, 2006

Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.

Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.

Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"

by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017

CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025