cj melcher

the absolute best person

Ugh I’m so bored, I wish CJ Melcher wasn’t ignoring me for the third year in a row😔

by lexrayofsunshine May 22, 2021

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CJ

A caring guy that will listen to your problems. Also one of the hottest guys you will meet. He is a good friend, but a better boyfriend. keep him close and never let him go.

Girl- Who is that guy you were talking to?

Her Friend- That's CJ my boyfriend he is hott!

by Jay6208 August 9, 2021

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Sneaky CJ

When a white guy randomly calls his white friend the n-word over discord

Guy 1: Bro Joe pulled a Sneaky CJ on me last night
Guy 2: why are you still friends with him?

by Gid goo gen August 12, 2021

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CJ Rostallon

When a person of any gender has the incoherent urge to projectile shit in someone else’s butthole.

You got any budda in der? CJ Rostallon

by anonymous August 16, 2021

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CJ

A dumbass that doesn't understand that he's annoying. Lowkey be loud and weird asf for no reason. He looks like Aang with his big ass Dumbo ears.

CJ is someone who needs to get a life and stop being an ignorant dumbass.

by QuirkyL.S. June 9, 2021

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A north London phrase for crumbling under pressure, saying you will do something and not pulling through, you’re in a sports match and you’re team is winning and you lose at the buzzer or at the final whistle, losing all composure and letting your emotions get ur best of you aka bottling it

“Ooh he’s done a cj” “she’s doing a cj”

by LA95 June 14, 2021

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