Catcher

A hot hunk with a caring heart and a lot of junk. He is the coolest guy ever and could beat up any body elses dad

Man that kid is a catcher

by Monkey george April 5, 2021

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

catcher's indifference

A girl or guy who ostensibly is a bargain but whose baggage nullifies their value.

Guy 1: “Dude, did you see that chick Corey is dating? What a steal!”
Guy 2: “Na man, catcher's indifference. She’s jobless, and alcoholic and burned her last boyfriend’s wallet.”

by Kojo McCracken September 14, 2013

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Caucus Catcher 4000

The Caucus Catcher 4000 is the latest cutting edge technology in penile hunting. It offers a vast improvement from it's predecessor, the "cock clamp" as well as the original "cock claw" this is the base model with no attachments, and as you can see no problem scooping up that wet willy. Just remember to "clean it" before you "cream it". Nice cock!

I need to get rid of my Cock Claw, the Caucus Catcher 4000 is way better.

by Person2.1416 December 21, 2023