by I'm a pie! October 10, 2003
Get the Lucky Captian Rabbit King mug.When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.
Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
by Paycheck October 16, 2012
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1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money
1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.
by sam March 1, 2005
Get the caiti mug.A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.
Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.
Me: that is a true honesty caption.
Me: that is a true honesty caption.
by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018
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by Glenn David September 6, 2008
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Get the cantilever beaver beater mug.Captioning and humiliation. Captioning online or print media in a sarcastic manor with the intent of spinning perception for humiliation purposes. Usually done by a blurbologist
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