sexist card

Just like the victim card, but used to make a subject look sexist. Most of the time used for political means. Most effective when in a crowd of Feminist/SJWs. Most effective against Cis Gendered White Males.

There she goes, Hillarys using the sexist card again.

by Brenda bail of hay January 16, 2017

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

The Fighting Card

A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.

An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:

A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?

by Ricetallsoft July 24, 2009

Guy Card

A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.

"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"

"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"

by JMS1 January 12, 2007

platinum card

a credit card made available to individuals with high credit ratings, which carries certain privileges that are unavailable to holders of other cards.

my mom has a platinum card

by Platinum card July 8, 2014

B-Card

When you lose your Anal Virginity.

B-card aka Butt Card.

Similar to your V-Card

Clint went downtown last night and was mugged in an alley. Clint's attacker also took Clint's B-Card. Clint got raped

by RichRyder July 24, 2016

B-Card

B-Card is a restricted driver's license in Minnesota that is issued after you get 3 DWI's within a ten year period. Person's who receive a B-card agree to never consume any amount of alcohol for the remainder of their life, whether they are driving or not. Agreeing to this tyranny is the only way to have your driving privilges restored after your 3rd DWI. The back of your driving license states that any use of alcohol or illegal drugs invalidates your license. Any driving or non-driving B-card violations (alcohol comsumed) results in a 3-year termination of your driving privileges.

Once you get a B-card in Minnesota, you are hosed for life.

by SoberDude August 16, 2006