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capitalism

1. The economic system of 99% of the world.

2. The reason you can drive Porsches and Lamborghinis instead of rusty pieces of shit.

3. The only way to be truly individualistic without having to worry about having your organs being cooked on a frying pan tomorrow or the government breaking down your doors and killing your entire family.

4. The only economic system where you have an opportunity to be wealthy instead of shit poor like the rest of your neighbors.

5. The only economic system where society, technology, and the ingenuity advances as a whole.
Socialists like to believe that everyone will do their civic duty and contribute to society, and the people who do not will be punished by people as a whole. But what they don't understand is that humanity will always be greedy, and while they will for a time happily work themselves to death for "society," they will eventually disregard their duties and not work unless compensation is involved.

Communists like to believe that with the trusty government watching their back, nothing will happen to them. But what they don't realize is that one word to come out at the wrong place at the wrong time will get them in prison and beaten and whipped.

Anarchists like to believe that with no government watching their backs, everybody will do the right thing. But what they don't understand is that humanity is a violent species (like all animals) and without a set of governing laws or any set jobs, then we will revert to our prehistoric state and every idea humanity has ever thought of will just be thrown out the window.

Every single economic/governing system mentioned here is a leech of capitalism.
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random capitalization

to emphasize a phrase. Usually placed spontaneously in the middle of a sentence. It's mostly used on aim or in email.
whoa dude...WHAT HAPPENED on the last season of 24? Jack Bauer did WHAT?
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Capitalism

Overall not too bad of an economic system but could use reforms such as how this one billionaire over a bunch of people who do often work harder then the billionaire yet the billionaire makes millions and millions more then the workers. Even if the billionaire did work hard it is not humanly possible to work millions of times better then the employees make.
We need to reform capitalism
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Anarcho-capitalism

Not a real thing. Anarchism is opposition to the state and also opposition to hierarchies, but so called "anarcho-capitalism" promotes hierarchies, therefore is not anarchism.
I wish so called anarcho-capitalists would admit that anarcho-capitalism isn't real anarchism.
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captalism

those who go to the church for the look of it and the acceptance that it bring but give only a penny when its time to collaborate.

also named: Cheap Bastards
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Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
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