This person is very rare, it's not every day you get to meet a Calso ,but when you do you will never want to let go, he is the most kindest and loving person you will ever meet. They are hard working and they can fix anything. They are the type of person who love motorbikes, fishing, and they also love to be with their friends. Most Calso's wear glasses so you can't really see there eyes but when you do see them you would never want to look away. So cherish your Calso because there's only one in a million chance you will ever meet one
Person : what did you say his name is
Person2: calso
Person: I've never heard of a name like that
Person 2: well now you have but you can't have him
Person2: calso
Person: I've never heard of a name like that
Person 2: well now you have but you can't have him
by Nami May 12, 2022
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Person : what did you say his name is
Person2: calso
Person: I've never heard of a name like that
Person 2: well now you have but you can't have him
Person2: calso
Person: I've never heard of a name like that
Person 2: well now you have but you can't have him
by Nami May 12, 2022
Get the calso mug.When someone from California explains something in a condescending way that people who aren't from California wouldn't understand.
Juular: "Isn't that just bread with avocado smeared on it, a white painted rustic looking living room, and a place full of douchebags?"
Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"
Juular: "Calisplaining much?"
Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"
Juular: "Calisplaining much?"
by pizzapie123 May 16, 2022
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"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"
by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022
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Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?
Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?
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