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Lobster Buffet 

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet
Lobster Buffet by Burt f March 15, 2023

Combat buffet 

When you are having a meal buffet style with a group of fat people who push in line.
Thanksgiving this year turned into a combat buffet - I was lucky to get gravy.
Combat buffet by rachycakes April 30, 2023

Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young
"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"

Golden buffet 

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.
Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

Jimmy Buffet 

Jimmy buffet is a popular country artist. His career peaked during the 1970s following the creation of his massive hit, Margaretaville.

Jimmy Buffet 

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.
Jimmy Buffet by gregben September 13, 2023