Shot Broad

A female of little worth: Due to her bitchiness or preoccupation with trivial matters.

That waitress was a shot broad, she was too busy texting about her sexual exploits and Justin Bieber to get my fucking drink to the table in a timely matter.

by osito3 January 15, 2011

Fresh Broach

When you "pinch a loaf" in the dressing room of a store. Placement is crucial, it must be placed on a shirt or dress near the collar of the garment to resemble a "broach".

Bro 1- That shirt you tried on looked like straight ass crack bro.
Bro 2- Straight up bro, I gave it a "Fresh Broach". Might look better on someone else's bitch ass
Bro 1- Word

by Fatback MegaMolester August 9, 2012

Over broaded

When a guy has a chick that is way too hot for him

"Look at that guy. He's way Over broaded!"

Yeah she's way too hot for him

by pigcharm May 27, 2013

Baja Broadband

An New Mexico internet service provider that is less than or equal to a potato

My friend has an internet provider, Baja Broadband, that is equal to a potato, just like hughesnet

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016

Aaliyah broach

The most sexist girl. Funny and cute. Will marry a boy name Jorge. Jorge and her will kiss 1 more time. They will have a child name Ashley.

Jorge and Aaliyah broach got married and also has a baby name Ashley.

by Aaliyah broach March 21, 2017

Shit Broadcast

Similar to Shit Posting, except its being done by big name companies in movies, TV shows, or music.

This is most renown in great classic kids TV channels which have ran out of ideas, are filled with countless terrible sitcoms, or try to jump onto the latest meme bandwaggon in an attempt to draw in viewers.

Music demonstrates this, and has come up with nothing but love and sex related songs, and can't come up with anything original.

Hey dude I watched some Nickelodeon today just to check up on the shows, man, they got some shit broadcast going on.

by Harambe Glue October 30, 2017