Bradley Smith

If you're lucky enough to know him hes genuinely the most amazing person in my life. Actually my world and everything he does is perfect. Very funny, smart, kind, caring, thoughtful, his personality is so perfect and something many would be jealous of. He is everything you could want in a person. Brad is hella hot and has really cute freckles and his eyes are breathtaking. Brad always has everyones best interest at heart and is the best thing in my life. Brad is so well rounded and has it all, he has so many desirable qualities but sometimes doesnt realise them and appreciate everything he is. I adore everything he is and hope and pray he stays in my life forever because he is everything to me

"Oh yeah you know Bradley Smith?"
"Yeah he means the world to me"

by Lozz lozz October 8, 2018

Bradley Douglas

Bradley Douglas AKA Casanova. He is a charming seducer who is great in bed. Massive cock, down to earth guy. Taken ladies, he’s taken. Touch him I kill you.

Bradley Douglas is so fucking sexy

by UnicornSemen May 5, 2021

Aidan Bradley

Someone who’s dick is less than 1mm

Girl: I almost had sex with this guy last night but he was an Aidan Bradley.
Other Girl: OMG that sucks

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020

Butt Chug Bradley

Someone that makes a habbit of chugging beer through their butt believing they will pass a breathalyzer.

Can you pass a breathalyzer by chugging beer through your butt? Only if you're a 7/16th Butt Chug Bradley!

by Canarious October 1, 2016

Bradley

A grown man who’s is often found obsessing over any ball shaped object. A Bradley can not resist the chance to touch, or speak of any ball that comes it’s way or crosses its mind.

“Look at that grown Bradley hogging the ball pit all to himself.”

“Mom, that Bradley just kicked all the kids out of the ball pit”

“Bradley get your hands off those balls”

by Larvin Horvindorf July 21, 2021

Bradley Martyn Syndrome

Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.

The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.

This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.

This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.

TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.

260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight

MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half

260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro

MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome

by TeaTreeMD May 3, 2024

Bradley squirter

When humpday hits, Michael would drive home fast for some humpday action

When humpday approaches Lauren would cover all her living room couches in plastic so when her man comes home for humpday action she would spray him down during sexual intercourse like a skunk being threatened. Aka Bradley squirter

by Spunky5 August 24, 2022